haha!
Check under the cushions of your couch... I hear people find religions there all the time.
David Gladden
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Finding My Religion...
by Scully intwo prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: two prostitutes -- $50.00.
a policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: jesus saves.. one of the girls asked the cop, "how come you don't stop them?!
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Arrrrgggg! I'm PISSED!
by David Gladden inthis morning i went to my computer to find my screen packed with messages.. several asswipes keeps sending me advertising messages on my yahoo!
messenger.
when i put the username on "ignore" the person increments the username-number by one and sends another message.. this has been going on for the last few days.. [>:(][>:(][>:(][>:(][>:(].
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Expatbrit,
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Arrrrgggg! I'm PISSED!
by David Gladden inthis morning i went to my computer to find my screen packed with messages.. several asswipes keeps sending me advertising messages on my yahoo!
messenger.
when i put the username on "ignore" the person increments the username-number by one and sends another message.. this has been going on for the last few days.. [>:(][>:(][>:(][>:(][>:(].
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David Gladden
[Beating head against desktop and flailing around]
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Florida town casts out Satan
by fodeja inso that's florida for you then.. .
inglis mayor carolyn risher said september 11 terror attacks inspired her to compose a proclamation banning satan from her town.
inglis, florida (cnn) -- if he's thinking of visiting florida's west coast, satan might want to steer clear of inglis.. the mayor of this small fishing village in florida has declared the prince of darkness persona non grata -- in essence, telling him to go to the devil.. "satan, ruler of darkness, giver of evil, destroyer of what is good and just, is not now, nor ever again will be, a part of this town of inglis," mayor carolyn risher says in a proclamation, which was issued on official town stationery.. risher said the events of september 11 inspired her to pursue the proclamation, which the town commission supports.. "it gave me the inspiration that these people need to be ready if something like this was to happen to the town of inglis.
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David Gladden
What is scary is that this person is in a position of authority!
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Arrrrgggg! I'm PISSED!
by David Gladden inthis morning i went to my computer to find my screen packed with messages.. several asswipes keeps sending me advertising messages on my yahoo!
messenger.
when i put the username on "ignore" the person increments the username-number by one and sends another message.. this has been going on for the last few days.. [>:(][>:(][>:(][>:(][>:(].
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David Gladden
This morning I went to my computer to find my screen packed with messages.
Several asswipes keeps sending me advertising messages on my Yahoo! Messenger. When I put the username on "Ignore" the person increments the username-number by one and sends another message.
This has been going on for the last few days.
[>:(][>:(][>:(][>:(][>:(]
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What do people/souls do in heaven?
by David Gladden ini'm always hearing about people wanting to goto heaven... .
1. what exactly are people/souls supposed to do in heaven?
2. if you believe in heaven, why?.
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David Gladden
This isn't what I was hoping for. At least it is something though!
Can any Bible/Koran thumpers give some input?
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What do people/souls do in heaven?
by David Gladden ini'm always hearing about people wanting to goto heaven... .
1. what exactly are people/souls supposed to do in heaven?
2. if you believe in heaven, why?.
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I'm always hearing about people wanting to goto heaven...
1. What exactly are people/souls supposed to do in heaven?
2. If you believe in heaven, why?
3. What are the ideas/opinions based on?
4. Why don't people look forward to living with the Pink Unicorn on Pluto? (Seriously)Please don't just say "The Bible", "Koran", etc... I'm interested in specifics.
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How do you know if you're going to heaven?
by Christiangal inthe only way to go to heaven is believing that jesus christ is god's son, and that he was sent here to earth to die on the cross for our sins.
if you confess him as lord and savior, then and only then, will you be certain that you are going to heaven.
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David Gladden
What do people or souls do in heaven?
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Apostates are DEMONIZED !
by Derrick inthe other day an elder expressed concern for the "growing number of apostates on the world wide web" and said "apostates are "demonized"!.
choose the definition the elder most likely intended to imply:.
http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=demonized.
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David Gladden
Boo! (Here comes the pea soup!)
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master chief ponders over the meaning of life??
by master chief inyes what is the meaning of life?
if the answer lies in religion why is it so difficult to say make a correct understanding of say the bible which i find is full of symbolisms and prophecys etc.
and then someone always comes along with there interpretation of it and then is there understanding correct and to back up there interpretation the say there blessed by god huh???
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